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My name is Sofi a 15 years old argentine. I´m a distric 12 wallflower-ravenclaw and a nerdfighter.
I love HP; FRIENDS,Emma watson, Jlaw,The host; Lost; The vampire daries;TMI, Once upon a time; Grimm; PLL; The hobbit,Maze Runner,Dr who, Tim Burton; etc. Bazinga and DFTBA

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thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

firemen:

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

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tossme:

Adam, Richard and the fish requested by geekstinklaura

6 hours ago1,434,893 plays
Delena + space in 5x18

finnyisintheimpala:

slutsoul:

halethesassmaster:

slytheringsnake:

I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE

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"you’re shitting me"

"i will be soon"

it got better

avatardsherlockian:

killjoysandcastiel:

colesun:

sheetofsound:

ghoulishghosty:

also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”

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Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE

Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS

because it proviDES A SENSE OF SUDDEN ANGER/REALIZATION

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super-who-locked-in:

cadburycreamcoolator:

let-it-fucking-be:

cadburycreamcoolator:

american people who use british slang

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We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)

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ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

timelordshavetwohearts:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

longshotlock:

When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep
Dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Every time she closed her eyes

i’m actually crying

THE PICTURE DIDNT WANNA LOAD SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME EMOTIONAL THING BUT INSTEAD IT’S A SHITLOAD OF FRENCH FRIES

i dont know about you but french fries make me very emotional

thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

timelordshavetwohearts:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

longshotlock:

When she was just a girl

She expected the world

But it flew away from her reach

So she ran away in her sleep

Dreamed of para- para- paradise

Para- para- paradise

Para- para- paradise

Every time she closed her eyes

i’m actually crying

THE PICTURE DIDNT WANNA LOAD SO I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME EMOTIONAL THING BUT INSTEAD IT’S A SHITLOAD OF FRENCH FRIES

i dont know about you but french fries make me very emotional

standbydamon:

Underrated Dalaric moments - 3x11 “Our Town”